Your room. On trial.

Let AI roast your room.

Upload a photo for brutally specific interior commentary, then get a meme-ready roast card built for the group chat. Free to try, with no design taste required.

One photo. One roast. No credit card.

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Sample verdict

“This room has three lamps and still no bright ideas.”

The founder promise

Mean to the room. Nice to you.

Free first roast

No card details or surprise checkout.

Specific, not generic

Commentary grounded in what the photo shows.

Sharing is optional

You control where the final card goes.

How it works

Three steps to public interior shame.

RoastNest turns one ordinary room photo into commentary that feels observant, personal, and dangerously shareable.

  1. 01

    Upload the evidence

    Drop in one clear room photo. No questionnaire, mood board, or design vocabulary required.

  2. 02

    Get read by AI

    RoastNest spots the suspicious rug, chaotic cables, lonely wall art, and every other highly specific offense.

  3. 03

    Share the damage

    Your roast lands as a screenshot-ready card, built for the group chat and the friends who need to see it.

Pricing

Pick your level of emotional damage.

Start with the free roast. Paid upgrades are optional and clearly priced before purchase.

Original Roast

Free

The unfiltered RoastNest experience.

  • One AI room roast
  • Shareable photo card
  • No credit card
Get roasted
Coming next

Fix My Room Pack

$9

A one-time upgrade that turns the insults into an actual recovery plan.

  • Everything in the free roast
  • Prioritized room fixes
  • Style and layout suggestions
  • A gentler re-roast after your glow-up

Gentle Re-roast

$3

Same sharp eye, fewer emotional casualties.

  • One softer re-roast
  • Fresh shareable card
  • One-time purchase

Before you upload

Reasonable questions. Unreasonable room commentary.

Enough scrolling

Your room has been getting away with too much.

Upload the evidence. RoastNest will handle the intervention and package the verdict for sharing.

Roast it free